Born from asphalt.
Fed by throttle.
United by Chaos
Built by riders. Forged by the road
The I’m Pretty but I’m Faster hoodie was made for the women who can match style with throttle and still leave the crowd in their mirrors. It’s for the ones who love the ride, own the lane, and look damn good doing it.
No apologies. No slowing down. Just confidence, chaos, and control — AsphaltHeathens style.
Printed on the premium SS4500 midweight fleece, this hoodie balances all-day comfort with street-tested toughness. Soft enough for everyday wear, durable enough for night rides and wind-whipped highways. The bright neon AsphaltHeathens green pops hard against the black — bold, clean, and unapologetically fast.
Premium Midweight SS4500 Hoodie
8.5 oz 80/20 cotton-poly blend
Split-stitched double-needle construction for longevity
Jersey-lined hood with metal eyelets
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a structured fit
True-to-size (size up for relaxed or oversized style)
Designed and printed in the USA
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Avoid high heat or bleach to protect color and softness.