“My Gear Makes Me Look Like a Dude” Hoodie

It’s not the hoodie — it’s the throttle. The “My Gear Makes Me Look Like a Dude” hoodie is for every woman who rides her own and doesn’t need to explain it. Whether it’s the helmet, gloves, or grease, the look might fool them — but the attitude never will. 🏍️💚

Product Details

• SS4500 Midweight Hoodie — soft, reliable, and street-proven

• 80 % cotton / 20 % polyester blend for comfort and durability

• 8.5 oz midweight fleece — perfect for year-round wear

• Ribbed cuffs & waistband for a secure fit on and off the bike

• Jersey-lined hood with heavy drawcords and metal eyelets

• Front kangaroo pocket for hands or small gear

• True-to-size fit (size up for relaxed or oversized look)

• Printed in official Asphalt Heathens neon-green font — bold, clean, unmistakable

Why Riders Love It
This one speaks for itself. It’s not just a joke — it’s a statement. For the women who wrench, ride, and roll with the same grit as anyone else, this hoodie says what everyone’s already thinking: you don’t have to prove it.

Shipping
Each hoodie is made-to-order through Printify to keep quality consistent.
Please allow 5–8 business days for production and delivery within the U.S.